*Presses X to doubt the entire post* We got our first 1000% confirmed fake post in this blog’s history. Lasting longer for your woman after not seeing each other for 3 months (90 days) is a gift that flowers, chocolates, or jewelry can’t compete with. Especially since you haven’t seen her for awhile. If given the option to jerk off before meeting up with someone where sex has a 60-99.9% chance of happening ALWAYS JERK OFF BEFORE HAND. Also the intentional or unintentional grammatical errors in their post coupled with the inflated ego makes me hope that they never fulfill this fantasy. I scrolled this user’s history and I can confirm that they’re not the sexiest Reddit couple (the dirty feet on one of their posts downgraded their username to just “RedditCouple” for me). That sounds like a honest day’s work to me.ĭon’t worry bro Derek and his buddies will pick up your slack.īoom another cuck/simp joke! I’ll stop using them when they stop being funny! Putting on the hard hat, punching in her time card and just walking around the mall giving this guy wedgies and bullying him. Could you imagine the girl who gets that job. If this person has some kind of money (he probably doesn’t) I’d say throw a dart at the Instagram thotboard and he may find someone to do this for him like it’s a regular 9-5. I haven’t kink shamed since 2017 and posts like these have me inches away from relapsing. You have to delete your account if this goes 24 hours with zero comments, there’s no coming back from that. That means everybody saw this personal ad and said “yeah no I’m good”. This was posted 18 hours ago and has zero comments while simultaneously trending on r/sex. This is basically a free ad for this guy to try and smash some Reddit puss. I’m not going to waste anytime with fluff foreplay, lets jump right into some questions! Read: Redditors Share 12 Handy Masturbation Tips For You To Turn Yourself On.Everyone’s favorite weekly unsolicited Q&A is back! She wore a french made outfit, and we banged on one of those big exercise balls with people walking by the window a few feet away.” “In the costume department at University. “In an elevator of a hotel (yeah, I was totally singing Aerosmith in my head for days after), and on the track of Cheltenham racecourse (UK horse racing place).”ġ6. If was a private airport, no big ass planes.”ġ5. Like on the numbers where the planes land. Not just at an airport but on the runway. Got caught by a female security guard, tried to make it a threesome, apparently real life doesn’t work like porn.”ġ4. We were in the back corner so people wouldn’t hear/see us. (I’m female, FWIW, and was 39 at the time.) It was exhilarating.”ġ2. “A sex club with a bunch of voyeurs and other observers. I still get a kick out of knowing that the boss is using a chair with my splooge on it.”ġ1. It ALMOST made up for all the stress that the boss created. It’s amazing how differently a workplace feels when you look at every location as a possible hook up spot: Board room with privacy glass, the gym, the ladies room, empty offices, the bosses desk (once!), and many, many times in the office next door that was being renovated. But the girls were hot, and for nearly a year, I had sex nearly every day at work. I had a crappy office job with a crappy boss. Having sex while enjoying the best possible view is something different!”ġ0. “Must be on top of a hotel facing the Tower Bridge in London. We were in a dark spot away from any lights, but it was a wide-open park with ball diamonds nearby, so not much to hide us if someone came by.”ĩ. She was kneeling on a bench, and I took her from behind. It wreaked of sex, and we were both still sweaty.”Ĩ. We bought the outfit of course, but I felt bad for the girl that had to touch it to ring it up. GF at the time (now wife) invited me in to see the outfit then proceeded to touch my wiener until I gave in. “Beach at night, under the stars, with just two sounds: the ocean and her moans. Bent her over a piano and came on some poor guy’s music sheet that was left in there.”Ħ. “On my college campus, in a music practice room. Creepy beyond fuck but totally hot, and no one for miles, so we could make as much noise as we wanted.”ĥ. “In a decrepit horror movie style abandoned house. I still had the garage door opener, but someone else had bought the house.”ģ. It was a rush, made even better by my fear of falling off of anything over two inches high.”Ģ. I was leaning over the edge, getting slammed from behind, and no one below ever even looked up. Redditors are sharing some of the best places they had sex and some of them are worth trying.ġ. So if you are up for adding some fun to your sex life, keep reading. Be it your weird fetish or desires- you should keep exploring with your partner. Sex can never be boring when you have a list of kinks ready to do.
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